One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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