Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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