O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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