It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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