And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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