Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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