Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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