I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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