I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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