She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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