Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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