Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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