stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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