Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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