So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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