I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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