I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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