The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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