i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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