My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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