lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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