I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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