My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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