carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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