Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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