I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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