I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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