I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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