Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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