i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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