there was a trapeze. enough said
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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