I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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