I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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