I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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