I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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