fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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