Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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