Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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