i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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