I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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