Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Too much gin, very little bucket
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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