So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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