that's an acceptable place to lick
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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