I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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