I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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