You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
you're hired as official boob wrangler
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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