can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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