and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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