Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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