Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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